From the break-out star of BuzzFeed's “Whine About It” and the People’s Choice Award–winning comedian behind the web series “To Be Honest” comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from Matt’s life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities.

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COLUMBUS, OH

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CINCINNATI, OH

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN

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HOUSTON, TX

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DALLAS, TX

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NEW YORK CITY, NY

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NEW YORK CITY, NY

Q&A/Book Signing

Tuesday, October 24 | 6:00 PM

BARNES & NOBLE (TRIBECA)

 

BROOKLYN, NY

Q&A/Book Signing

Wednesday, October 25 | TK

POWERHOUSE BOOKS

 

CHICAGO, IL

Live Performance

Thursday, October 26 | 8:00 PM

PARK WEST

 

COLUMBUS, OH

Live Performance

Friday, October 27 | 8:00 PM

LINCOLN THEATRE

 

CINCINNATI, OH

Q&A/Book Signing

Saturday, October 28 | 1:00 PM

BOOKS BY THE BANKS BOOK FESTIVAL

Duke Energy Convention Center

 

MINNEAPOLIS, MN

Q&A/Book Signing

Sunday, October 29 | 3:00 PM

MALL OF AMERICA

 

HOUSTON, TX

Q&A/Book Signing

Monday, October 30 | 7:00 PM

BOOKS-A-MILLION

 

DALLAS, TX

Tuesday, October 31 | 7:00 PM

BOOKS-A-MILLION

 

LOS ANGELES, CA

Live Performance

Wednesday, November 1 | 8:00 PM

LARGO AT THE CORONET

 

 

LOS ANGELES, CA

Live Performance

Thursday, November 2 | 8:00 PM

LARGO AT THE CORONET

 

PHOENIX, AZ

Live Performance

Sunday, November 5 | 8:00 PM

STAND UP LIVE

 

MILWAUKEE, WI

Live Performance

Wednesday, November 8 | 8:00 PM

TURNER HALL BALLROOM

 

SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Live Performance

Friday, November 10 | 8:00 PM

VICTORIA THEATRE

 

DENVER, CO

Live Performance

Sunday, November 12 | 8:00 PM

ORIENTAL THEATER

 

PORTLAND, OR

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Saturday, November 18 | 8:00 PM

ALADDIN THEATER

 

SEATTLE, WA

Live Performance

Sunday, November 19 | 8:00 PM

NEPTUNE THEATRE

 

NEW YORK CITY, NY

Live Performance

Wednesday, December 6 | 8:00 PM

LITTLEFIELD

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Live Performance

Thursday, December 7 | 8:00 PM

9:30 CLUB

 

PHILADELPHIA, PA

Live Performance

Friday, December 8 | 8:00 PM

TROCADERO THEATRE

 

BOSTON, MA

Live Performance

Sunday, December 10 | 8:00 PM

THE WILBUR